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Episode 366: Every one Should Hate Chris (Lost Episode)

This week, the squad is back with hot takes on news, culture, hip-hop, and sports — plus a wild Question of the Week you won’t want to miss.
❓ Question of the Week
Who’s wrong? (We break down a viral relationship scenario making the rounds on Facebook 👉 link)
📰 Notable News
Headlines, chaos, and absurdity as always — the team breaks down what’s buzzing.
🏛️ Politics
New angles and heated discussions on the current state of leadership.
🎵 Hip-Hop
A big release week in rap: Young Thug, YFN Lucci, and Jeezy all drop new projects. Who delivered, who flopped, and who’s really running the game?
Dame Dash says he’s suing The Breakfast Club — shots fired at the culture’s gatekeepers again.
🌎 Pop Culture
Cardi B sparks debate: “Men take marriage more seriously than women.” Hot take or hard truth?
Bad Bunny tapped to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show — global icon status secured.
The Rapture postponed… apparently? We gotta talk about it.
🏆 Sports
Michael Porter Jr. — worth $200M — reportedly splitting rent with his girlfriend. Smart financial move or petty millionaire behavior?
Devin Haney sues to get his gifts back after a breakup — is he justified, or is it just salty energy?
👉 Tune in for jokes, debates, and unfiltered opinions only the That’s Absurd Podcast can deliver.
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Episode 369: The Software Different

This week’s episode is loaded with wild headlines, cultural shake-ups, and messy celebrity drama. Let’s get into the absurdity…
📰 Notable News
UPS Cargo Plane Crash in LouisvilleA UPS plane crashes with 3 crew members onboard, causing a massive explosion and fire. We break down what happened and the response.
Deadly Attack at Gay Bar in Tampa (Ybor City)A man crashes into a LGBTQ+ bar, killing 4 people and injuring 13+. We discuss motives, madness, and the fallout.
🏛️ Politics
Zohran Mamdani Makes History in NYCNew York City elects its first Muslim AND millennial mayor. Landmark moment or future chaos? The crew weighs in.
🎵 Hip-Hop
Blueface Is HomeAfter serving 2 years, Blueface hops on IG Live immediately after release — and the internet goes insane. We talk about reactions, contradictions, and what comes next.
🌎 Pop Culture
The “Brick Lady” VerdictGoing viral backfired — she’s officially found guilty of lying about the brick attack and was actually the aggressor.▫️ 90 days in jail▫️ Mandatory treatment▫️ $42K restitution▫️ 10 years probation▫️ 10-year social media ban (!!)
Summer Walker Says She Uses Men for Their MoneySummer proudly claims she drains men financially then leaves: “Men are providers, and that’s it.” We break down the psychology, hypocrisy, and social media reactions.
6ix9ine Claims He Smashed Ayesha CurryThe clown show continues — and the internet is melting down. Absurdity at its finest.
Cultural Trend Alert“Out with the Nike Teks & Sheisty masks… in with the Quarter Zips & Matcha Teas.”The new aesthetic? We’re talking about the shift in Gen Z & young millennial fashion identity.
🏆 Sports
Jalen Green Tattooing Draya on His BackJalen Green — age 22 — spotted with a huge tattoo of his 40-year-old girlfriend Draya Michele.Commitment? Simp behavior? Or just young NBA energy? We get into it.
👉 Press play and dive into the madness.Another week, another dose of ABSURD.
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Episode 368: Keep it a Buck

💭 Question of the Week
Is omitting the truth considered lying? 🤥The crew debates whether leaving out key details is just “protecting someone’s feelings” or flat-out deceit. Where’s the line between honesty and manipulation? You know it’s about to get absurd!
🗞️ Notable News
Hurricane Melissa — a monstrous Category 5 storm packing 175 mph winds — is bearing down on Jamaica. We discuss the devastating potential impact, how the island is preparing, and the global response to one of the strongest storms ever recorded in the region.
🏛️ Politics
SNAP Benefits Paused Amid Government ShutdownWith the shutdown still dragging on, millions relying on food assistance are left in limbo. The crew breaks down the political gridlock, who’s responsible, and how this exposes deeper systemic issues.
🎤 Hip-Hop
Cash Money vs. No Limit VERZUZThe South rises again! We imagine what a VERZUZ between two legendary labels — Cash Money and No Limit — would sound like. Who’s taking the crown: Birdman’s hit factory or Master P’s tank?
🌍 Pop Culture
AI Controversy:OpenAI reportedly bans Sora-generated deepfakes of Martin Luther King Jr. after “disrespectful depictions” surface online. The crew discusses freedom of expression vs. the ethics of AI-generated historical content — and whether AI has finally gone too far.
🏀 Sports
Mafia & the NBA? Rumors swirl that the mafia paid Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups to be a “face” for rigged poker games featuring x-rayed tables. Is this just gossip or a brewing scandal?
Terry Rozier Pick Alert: The hosts give their betting take — “Take Terry Rozier for the under!”
Jaylen Brown Strikes Again: We unpack what the Celtics star did this time — on or off the court — and whether he’s becoming the NBA’s most unpredictable player.
🔥 Closing Thoughts
Another wild week of absurd headlines, hot takes, and unfiltered opinions. From truth and lies to hurricanes, hustlers, and hoopers — we keep it 100 every time.
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Episode 367: I don’t want to know

💭 Question of the Week
Does your spouse’s sexual past matter?The crew dives deep into one of the most debated relationship questions — should your partner’s past even be a topic of discussion? From transparency to insecurity, it gets real absurd in this one.
🗞️ Notable News
A quick round-up of what’s been happening in the world before we get into the absurdity.
🏛️ Politics
Government Shutdown LoomsWe break down the chaos in D.C. — who’s to blame, what it means for everyday people, and whether politicians are just playing chicken with our livelihoods again.
🎤 Hip-Hop
Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj: Round 147The ongoing saga between hip-hop’s leading ladies gets another chapter. Are fans keeping the feud alive, or is this really deeper than rap?
🌍 Pop Culture
Ayesha Curry Speaks Out: She says Steph Curry doesn’t understand her, she never wanted kids, and that she feels her career has been sidelined. The hosts react — is this honest reflection or public overshare?
FAMU’s Joe Bullard Under Fire: The iconic band announcer faces backlash after controversial remarks about Alabama State’s dance team. Did he cross the line or just keep it too real?
OpenAI’s Ban on MLK Deepfakes: Reports say AI-generated depictions of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. are being restricted after “disrespectful” portrayals surfaced. The team debates where the line should be drawn in AI creativity.
🏀 Sports
The Decision (Part 2)LeBron’s legacy gets revisited — is another “Decision” moment coming?Stephen A. Smith vs. LeBron James: The ongoing war of words — who’s right, who’s reaching?Mark Sanchez: The former QB makes headlines again — but why? The crew breaks it down.
🔥 Hot Takes
AWS Goes Down: When Amazon Web Services crashes, the internet feels it. How fragile is our digital world, really?
The hosts wrap up with quick hits, off-the-wall opinions, and of course… absurdity.
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Episode 365: Them Losers

This week on the That’s Absurd Podcast, the crew dives deep into another wild mix of news, politics, culture, and sports. From divine debates to hip-hop drama, we’re covering it all.
🔥 Notable News
Surviving the Rapture – the internet goes wild with theories, memes, and questions of faith.
🏛️ Politics
The White House removes white crime stats from federal reporting — is this transparency or selective storytelling?
🎵 Hip-Hop
Cardi B’s new album review — is she back on top or falling short?
Dame Dash returns to The Breakfast Club with his usual smoke and business gems.
Ghostface Killah’s son drops a new album — can he live up to the Wu legacy?
🌎 Pop Culture
Charlie’s funeral — a community mourns.
Jimmy Kimmel making headlines again.
🏆 Sports
Ajai claims his fourth MVP — does this solidify him as one of the greatest in the game?
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Episode364: The Enablers

Question of the Week:👉 Betrayal? – We unpack what betrayal really looks like in relationships, friendships, and business.
🔥 Notable News & Politics
Tragedy at Utah Valley University: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk shot and killed on campus — we break down the chaos, reactions, and political fallout.
🎵 Hip-Hop
50 Cent Wins Big – Fif officially secures the rights to Paid in Full, what does that mean for hip-hop culture and film?
Radio Rico Pending – A developing story in the music game, we break down what’s really going on.
🌍 Pop Culture
[Insert any wild trending moment or quick takes from social media madness if needed — room to freestyle here during the pod].
🏆 Sports
Crawford Defeats Canelo – We dive into the fight of the year, how it went down, and what this means for boxing history moving forward.
✅ Tune In For:
Unfiltered takes, wild jokes, and breaking down the absurdity of the week.
Politics, hip-hop, sports, and culture all under one roof.
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Episode 363: 400 vs 40

🎙️ This Week on That’s Absurd Podcast…We’re back with another wild episode breaking down the craziest headlines in news, politics, hip-hop, culture, and sports. From stickups over $400 “fees” to Young Thug’s first words since trial, it’s all absurd and we’re here to unpack it!
📰 Notable News:
Texas Woman Pulls a Heist for $400: A 26-year-old arrested after forcing a man to an ATM at g*npoint when he couldn’t pay her “meeting fee.” Wild or business as usual?
🏛️ Politics:
Trump Eyes Chicago & NYC for Federal Crime Crackdowns: What would this really look like on the ground?
Department of War?! The U.S. considering a rebrand for Defense—does the new name reveal the true intent?
🎤 Hip-Hop:
Young Thug’s Prison Calls Leaked: What did he really say behind bars?
First Interview Post-Trial: Thugger speaks out—raw, unfiltered, and shocking.
Ice Spice & Latto Drop “Eye Candy” Video: Did they just break the internet?
Dame Dash Files for Bankruptcy: Another L for Dame or a smart financial reset?
Drake’s “Ice Man” Rollout: Another masterclass in promo or is Drizzy reaching?
🌐 Pop Culture:
Future’s New Look: Social media can’t stop talking—are we here for it or nah?
Ciara Switches It Up: Officially adds Wilson’s last name to her and Future’s son. Petty or proper?
🏀 Sports:
PJ Washington’s Baby Mama Drama: From the court to the custody battles.
Carmelo Anthony’s Jersey Retirement: Melo finally gets his flowers—repping Puerto Rico with pride.
Shilo Sanders Cut by the Bucs: Is this the end of his NFL journey?
McDonald’s All-American Dunk Contest: Future NBA stars already putting on a show.
Canelo vs. Crawford Predictions: Who’s walking out the ring victorious?
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Episode 362: Homosexual Behavior

This Week on That’s Absurd Podcast…The crew is back diving into politics, hip-hop beefs, and the latest in sports with a dose of comedy and perspective. From Trump’s controversial crime plan to Shedeur Sanders getting preseason shine, this week is full of moments that will make you say, That’s Absurd!
🗳️ Politics:
Trump Deploys National Guard in DC: Can soldiers really stop crime in the streets, or is this just another political stunt?
Dr. Umar’s School at Risk: After years of hype, reports say Dr. Umar Johnson’s school might be shutting down. Was the dream too big to manage?
🎤 Hip-Hop Headlines:
Consequence Walks Out: Leaves interviews after exposing The Clipse. We unpack the fallout.
Cardi B’s New Single: The Bronx queen drops new heat—what’s the early reaction?
Gunna’s TheLastWun Album: His final YSL project is here—does it live up to the hype?
Lil Baby Delays His Album: Fans heated as Baby pushes the release back. Smart move or bad momentum?
🌐 Pop Culture:
Houston Police Drama: Female officer pulls a gun on her sister’s boyfriend during a heated argument. He takes the sister’s phone—messy or justified?
🏀 Sports:
Shedeur Sanders Gets the Start: Coach Prime’s son gets preseason playing time for the Browns. What does this mean for his NFL future?
🎧 Listen NowTap in as we break it all down with humor, insight, and a whole lot of absurd takes.
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Episode 361: Poor Blacks

🎙️ This Week on That’s Absurd Podcast…The culture is on fire again and the crew is back to break down the chaos. From political fashion backlash to wild WNBA headlines, we cover everything that made you say, "Nah, that’s absurd!"
Question of the week: Provided by longtime Supporter Randy  
🗳️ Politics:
American Eagle Ad Sparks Outrage: What started as a fashion statement turns into a political debate. Is the brand trolling or just tone-deaf?
Charlamagne Tha God Backs Kamala: CTG doubles down on his belief that Kamala Harris was the Democrats’ best shot to beat Trump. The crew debates: Is he right, or just loyal to the wrong team?
🎤 Hip-Hop Headlines:
Soulja Boy Arrested Again: Another run-in with LAPD. Is Soulja cursed, or just wildin' too much?
Trick Daddy’s Wild Take: Says he’s “not attracted to women over 35” and calls them “damaged goods.” We unpack the toxic and absurd layers.
Gunna’s Last Ride with YSL: Announces release date for The Last Wun—his final project under the YSL label. What’s next for Wunna?
🌐 Pop Culture:
Lil Tay’s OnlyFans Debut: The former child rapper turned adult influencer pulls in over $1M in 3 hours. The internet has thoughts, and so do we.
🏀 Sports & Shenanigans:
Dildo Mania Hits the WNBA: You read that right. WNBA fans (and players?) are going viral with one of the most absurd trends yet.
Michelle Obama on ESPN: The former First Lady says ESPN is “just like reality TV” and even jokes that Stephen A. Smith could join the Real Housewives. Entertainment or insult?
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Episode 360: Times Up!!!!!

🎙️ Welcome to Another Absurd Week in the Culture!The crew dives deep into the chaos—Hulk Hogan’s passing, Deion’s health scare, and that Tea app shaking up social media. Buckle up. It’s wild.
🗞️ Notable News:
RIP Hulk Hogan (1953–2025): Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan passes away at 71. The guys reflect on his legacy, the controversies, and… wait, did he actually super-speed race a car? We break down the internet rumors.
🏛️ Politics:
Trump on Epstein’s Island: Trump claims he “never had the privilege” of going to Epstein’s infamous island and says he turned it down at his “very good moment.” The Absurd crew weighs in on what that even means.
🎤 Hip-Hop Corner:
Russ on Hip-Hop: Rapper Russ shares his thoughts on the current state of hip-hop. Is he speaking facts or just ranting again?
📱 Pop Culture:
Tea App Breaks the Internet: The anonymous gossip app is WILD. Leaks, drama, and rumors are flying across timelines. Is it good for the culture or another digital disaster?
🏀 Sports Talk:
Deion Sanders’ Health Update: Coach Prime reveals he had his bladder removed due to cancer. We also talk about his very interesting dating situation—yep, he’s reportedly seeing one of Chris Brown’s exes.
Hulk Hogan’s Racing Rumor: A trending theory suggests Hogan was involved in some high-speed racing antics. Real or clickbait?
🎧 Listen NowAs always, nothing’s off limits. Tap in with the Absurd Crew as we debate, laugh, and call out the madness.
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